his yummified body*
The iceman yummeth
In unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.
I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.
And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.
Everyone shuts themselves to death
Someone should tell them they can buy yeast in the store.
I’ll take, “Things you can do but should never fucking do.” for $500, Alex.
One small throwaway line about how scientists made sourdough with a yeast strain from him.
I know every single headline now is click bait but this didn’t even say shit about who made the bread or how it turned out or anything whatsoever actually about scientists making bread with an ancient yeast.
But how did it taste
It couldn’t; 'twas dead.
I imagine the worst outcome would be if the bread was unbelievably delicious. They can’t exactly source more of it.
Could keep the starter going though
Mmmm extra-sour dough
Finally, some good news
From between the toes?
Fuck it, get me some good butter I’d eat the whole loaf.
Getting Blue Nile vibes from this one.
And red Nile couldn’t be more disappointed
