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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Plenty! 💪🏼

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Plenty! 💪🏼

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Cucumbers, carrots, squash, eggplants, bananas… I’ve got long and in-depth experience with them all. :)

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      Sir this is a Wendy’s

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds more like they have experience in you

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      deleted by creator

  • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    :3

  • midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Scenario: Indeed becomes personal
      Given Indeed has started asking about my personal life
      When an intimate signal is received
      Then tell Indeed how to use the cucumber
    
  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Cucumba, cucumba.
    Vitamins, minerals very high number.
    Silica, hair and nails get longer.
    Other vitamins make your bones dem stronger.

    Anti-wrinkle make you look younger.
    95 percent water, kidney cleanser, great hydrator.
    Detox, fibre, good regulator.
    Give your body good things, don’t be a traitor.

    Get the cucumber, cut it inna slice.
    Put it inna jug of water overnight.
    You know what you get for a fraction of the price?
    Energy drink full of electrolytes.

    Raw inna salad is one of the use.
    Or as a base for your vegetable juice.
    Another surprise, put a slice on your eyes.
    Take away the dryness, revitalise.

    Oh, yes, one thing I have left.
    Cucumber can also help with bad breath.
    Wash away the bacteria that cause the odour.
    Cucumber water instead of soda.

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    Does experience in pickles count?

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    Skills: Dick

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    I’ll have a Screaming Viking as well please.

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      Buy me a nonalcoholic beer first and we’ll see about the screaming…

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        I’ll presume you don’t want your, uh, “cucumber” bruised, then.

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    Yes Indeed!

  • watson@sopuli.xyz
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    Guess where it’s hiding

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    Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.

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      Should I start with the pointy end or the bulbous part?

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    I have experience eating them, does that count? I’ve been known to swallow a cucumber from time to time. Not my favorite activity but it tickles the back of my throat a few times a week.

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