I don’t try to justify my existence. No-one needs to earn a right to be.

I didn’t get much say in the matter so might as well enjoy the memes

“Try and stop me.”

What makes you assume I exist?

To produce art that, however slightly, affects the world. I don’t care if anyone agrees or cares, I just need to make it.

My purpose for existing is not to do your homework. Stop being lazy and do your own work.

When I meet people who share my ideals and principles, it feels like finding an oasis in a desert.

It’s very likely that other people think the same of me. My existence ensures that some people won’t feel alone in this world.

I already exist, and that’s enough justification on its own. Whether you care or not doesn’t make a difference.

Now, swap around “I” and “you”.

So that I can reduce suffering in the world

I didn’t ask to exist. I exist and you are not required to care. Whether my existence is good is a philosophical debate.

However showing empathy and understanding to your fellow sapients is a virtue.

Because there’s only one of me. And if I weren’t me, then nobody would be me.

I have a cheat code: I work for others. My work helps performances happen, which in turn do bring entertainment and/or depth to audiences. Also I love my office

im just here so i don’t get fined

It’s none of your business

I can still bleed.