Twonks | Bluesky
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TW😶NKS
A comic in four panels:
Panel 1. White text on black
AI Design Logic
Panel 2. A guy sits in a restaurant at a table with a checkered table cloth. A waiter stands near, hands behind back waiting attentively.
Guy: Get me a cheese pizza
Panel 3. The waiter returns with a pizza in hand.
Panel 4. The guy gestures proudly at the pizza. The waiter looks less than amused.
Guy: Wow, look what I made!


Obviously never used AI. How it really goes is that you ask for a cheese pizza and after you spend hours and a bunch of money on tokens, you get an onion and peanut butter pizza with no cheese and you go, “Fuck it. Close enough.”
You forgot the part where they steal the pizzas from other parlors to sell them as thier own.
You forgot the part where AI suggests food-grade glue as sticking ingredient.
Hey, now that’s just the multi-trillion dollar companies trying to save a buck!
Some people have some level of ethics! Their product just unfortunately is the one that will give you a peanut butter and squash pizza when you ask for a Hawaiian…
Well the multi-trillion dollar company. When you ask for Hawaiian pizza it just gives you pepperoni and smacks you and tells you you violated its rules and ethics.
Then FBI strums in