Or am I undercucumbered?
Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
One of my Baldur’s Gate parties once came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao
How many are rotting in your fridge right now?
Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.
Is this “don’t buy too much cucumbers, you don’t need then”-awareness month? Asking for a friend
This is “you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant” month.
Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does
just make pickles by the barrel
…and me sitting over here unencumbered…
Time to make some agua de pepino.
One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend’s farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???
Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes… I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90’s outlining someone’s grandma’s recipe for peasant Polish soup from “the war”. It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.
It was ok. Really made you feel like a peasant.
That’s quite a story. Cucumber soup sounds not good. Agua fresca is the way to go. Maybe make a Japanese Sunomono salad. Obviously just make pickles.
Yeah I didn’t know about this back then, and I didn’t think of pickles for some reason. I was hyper fixated on a “meal” solution
Idk about you but pickles can be a meal, maybe add some deli meat, cheese, and crackers, but honestly just pickles is good too.





