“Do you think my tattoo is cool?” No, I don’t. There are no cool tattoos. “Check out my sleeve!” Oh god ew.

Tattoos themselves are stupid. Doubly so if it’s some media IP. “I put Batman on my body!” “Look at this image of Goku on my calf!” I can’t think of many things I’d want to do less than that.

There are a few narrow exceptions. Chances are yours isn’t one of them.

If you personally like tattoos, fine. I’m not saying nobody should get tattoos because I don’t like them. I’m stating my opinion that tattoos are stupid, and I am stating it here because it is probably not a popular opinion.

  • AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    I’ve never had any problem with tattoos, but recently I’ve become a little annoyed with certain types and the tattoos they have. I’m talking about the OnlyFans girls. Medusa, Eye of Osiris (illuminati 3rd eye), moon cycle, skulls with roses, skulls with snakes, kitty cats, phrases like “take a risk” or “baby girl”, Free Masonry symbol (compass and the square), spiders; black widow in particular, witches iconography, vampiric looking finger nails, flowers of all kinds.I’ve spent a lot of time cropping and zooming OF girl screenshots to study them later.

    I’m thinking there’s a small number of tattoo shops that service the only fans business; they’re “connected”. They probably have tat packages to choose from such as Alt girls, Goth girls, Gothic alternative, Girls with Secrets, Moon Girls (with optional Cross or upside down cross add-on), Sexy Phrase Girls, nature girls (Kitty cats, spiders, snakes, flowers).

    If they really want to maximize attention and have the funds, the all in one OnlyFans Girls pack.

    Given I’ve I have no tats, I have no idea how expensive tattoos are, but I imagine the cost can get into the tens of thousands?

    Seems there’s a ton of money to be made in the tattoo industry, if you can manage to break into the connected shops game.