5 year old me was not ready for this responsibility while I was sitting there watching Saturday morning cartoons.
your parents are responsible for your anxiety
You were the chosen one!
He meant you specifically too
yeah dude, fuck you OP
Well you haven’t been doing a very good job now have you? Can’t even count how many forest fires I’ve seen and said to myself, goddamn CrawlerNumber1994 failed us again.
Goddammit, OP!
You’re right, all those California fires over the last 3 decades are all on me. Sorry guys. I’ll try harder going forward.
You forget all the ones that happen all over the world and in the past century alone. You’re really falling asleep on the job.
Its like how every little thing or ritual Philadelphia Eagle fans do butterfly-effects the Phillies abillity to win the Superbowl final
You were our only hope. So many have died in your absence.
Recently found out that Sam Elliot was the voice of Smokey at one point
it wasn’t a public announcement, it was specifically for you, you didn’t take it seriously, many people lost everything because of you.
