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minus-squaremote@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoGenX here, using the 80/20 rule 80% of my friend’s marriages (probably higher %) have ended in divorce. Typically after kids are involved. :-/
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoWell you’re what’s in common between all of your friends, so logically…
minus-squaremote@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoLook, I touched the bride’s butt once at the reception. Never living that down am I?
minus-squaredroans@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoFirst off, he’s an excellent couple’s counselor and, sure, all his friends went to him, but their divorces are not his fault!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down9·2 months agoConclusion: kids are the cause of 60% of divorces. When you consider that they’re also the main contributor to overpopulation, the conclusion is inescapable: We need a worldwide moriatum on procreation and possibly an immediate and comprehensive culling of everyone currently younger than 8. Anyways, vote Viking Hippie for county treasurer!
minus-squareIlovethebomb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat’s definitely higher than average, do you have any idea why?
GenX here, using the 80/20 rule 80% of my friend’s marriages (probably higher %) have ended in divorce. Typically after kids are involved. :-/
Well you’re what’s in common between all of your friends, so logically…
Look, I touched the bride’s butt once at the reception. Never living that down am I?
First off, he’s an excellent couple’s counselor and, sure, all his friends went to him, but their divorces are not his fault!
Conclusion: kids are the cause of 60% of divorces.
When you consider that they’re also the main contributor to overpopulation, the conclusion is inescapable:
We need a worldwide moriatum on procreation and possibly an immediate and comprehensive culling of everyone currently younger than 8.
Anyways, vote Viking Hippie for county treasurer!
That’s definitely higher than average, do you have any idea why?
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