they’re for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it’s adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom
Pockets in baby clothes exist to frustrate women.
They get them hooked on pockets when they’re young, then magically take them away for “professionalism” and “dress code”
A couple of years off the pockets and they’ll be back, but this time the only way you’re getting pockets is with a baby or one of those giant purses with chihuahua.
And this is why my combats are my fave trousers. Screw the crap that is decorative pockets. Which degenerate came up with that?
Cool rocks
Leaves, good pieces of mulch, snacks
For candies and cool rocks
As a parent, you can shove stuff in their pockets. It’s convenient storage that stays with the baby and usually they won’t mess with it overly much.
They definitely have goals. Not long term ones, but “sneak cool rocks home” is a goal.
My 4yo says she keeps candy in her candy pockets. I hope that remains the case long into adulthood.
For rocks.
For muddy rocks, cool bugs, weird grass that makes you itchy, neat mushrooms, this weird fuzzy thing, etc.
By that logic, I also do not need pockets.
Pocket sand. Obviously.
Ice cubs, little kids pockets are for them to stuff ice cubes in.
I thought like a lot of people their goals mostly revolved around suckin’ titty. Was I wrong?
