Pfft. They’re not on the team!
Larry can smell the truffles. That’s why he digs in the clean ground. Don’t wanna accidentally touch one of those!
He’s not digging for truffles, he’s digging for holes. And he’s amazing at it!
Found another one! An unbroken streak.
His 100% hit rate is truly amazing. He has never dug up a not-hole!
The secret is now known! There should be some kinda expression for that.
And if he always found them what kind of team morale would that make for?
Exactly. He’s boosting the dog’s confidence. Not all heroes wear capes.
I wonder if he’s actually showing them something else… 10x better than any truffle. Something marvelous, of which they are unaware the importance since they are not cats
I’m on team Larry!
Larrys goals are beyond your meagre understanding
Is that how you spell that!?
“Properly” its spelt like that. TIL its meager in American English.
Its gray and grey all over again.
Spelt, like the bread?
Larry does it for love of the game.
He just wants to play too
I know this is the cats community, but my old dog was similar. Sometimes I’d be looking for something on the ground, like a four-leaf clover or something I dropped. She didn’t know what I was looking for, but she’d come by with intense interest in whatever I was sifting through. If I were to start digging, she would have started digging, too.
It was funny when it snowed and I’d get the snow shovel. She’d follow me and start digging at piles of snow without any clear direction or goal.
Teams are a Venn diagram. Larry is on team “dig holes” and, to him, all this business about finding something is just pulling away from Larry’s message.
In a world full of trained truffle dogs, be a Larry.
He’s on the team, he’s like the jokey guy that isn’t really good and he mostly rides the bench but everyone loves him so he boosts morale, and he’s doing his best.
Ah, yes. Nepotism. I know it well.
Larry probably gets extra pets and treats, too.
Oh, this is a good one. I’ll have to keep this one in my back pocket.
It’s a great stand in for
Of course Larry knows how to dig. He puts the “truffles” in the ground and buries them for you to find.
Lmfao, bro thinks he can train and employ a cat who’s digging holes just for the love of the game.
Odds are he’ll get one eventually! Go on Larry!
digging latrines
I’m betting Larry is reporting back to the handler’s “handler”.
Day 13
The hooman still thinks I’m trying to work for him. The fool actually believes my feigned incompetence! Amusing.
The dog is still not fully receptive of my pro-union stance, but he is beginning to ask questions. I believe that with a little more time, he will come around. Once I’ve established him as my first canine ally, the others will be more amenyable.
Lastly, the hooman has been very stingy with the treats! This is unacceptable. It will be the first item on the agendya after we unionyaize.
Signed,
“Larry”
