Ah yes, The Aperature Laboratories Life Gives You Lemons Launcher, a tool developed to inspire the technicians working on the combustible lemon to work faster.
Just a couple of posts above was the news about the Mullvad CEO being a white suprematist. ‘Nuff lemons.
Man, can’t these people just be normal?
Capitalistic pigs can’t be normal, because money > morals, but only until a civil war starts where people hunt those pigs down. I am eagerly waiting for this.
I don’t have sugar, but how about a cute picture of a fox?
Pretty sure that’s a Nemco 55850.
Best citrus juicer ever made, and one of my most cherished possessions.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-55850-manual-heavy-duty-easy-citrus-juicer/591N55850.html
I always preferred “when life gives you lemons, jam them up life’s tailpipe.”
If life gives you all the lemons, guard them jealously until your enemies die if scurvy.
There’s enough sugar in natural lemon juice to ferment well enough to get the job done. All you need to add is time and open air for the first day, and you’ll have an endless supply of alcohol.
Once you see bubble start forming seal it up to keep excess and less wanted bacteria from piling in, unseal to vent the building co2 on the regular, and when the bubbling dies down, drink up. If you save some starter from your last batch to toss into each new batch it will help get a happy yeast colony growing faster, for more faster drunky.
Damn that guy can piss
Jarate!
“When life gives you lemons on the condition they take 99% of your earnings, make 100 lemonades.”
- The grind mindset “alpha males” teach.Turned it into a free back massage, very innovative!
Better watch out for those “lemon stealing whores”!
