But I poop from there
Not right now you don’t
Afterwards it comes out as milkshake.
Is this what they song meant about “milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard”? Is it really a Dommy Mommy anthem?
Poopin’ that D!
this one hits a little harder bc she’s a lookalike to my first gf.
Not sure who this is but they look like Daisy Ridley to me.
Is her attitude similar?
not hardly. she wouldn’t even do it in her parents’ hot tub.
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba
I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.
I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.
I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house
Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
Yeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
😘
cool sign
If she loses one of her legs, she can strap a dildo to the stump and call it her peg leg.
