Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down132
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down3·3 months agoBoyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!” Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoI’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoHey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months ago I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba
I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.
I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
Yeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
😘