I get hella stoned and watch Foodfight! at least once a year. It’s my “favorite” movie.
Everything about it, from the implied beastiality between Charlie Sheen and Hillary Duff, to the weird gay bat, to the shitweasel 
is a masterclass in what not to do in a movie. It transcends badness and becomes something sublime. The entire plot is about how store brands/generics are Nazis, and one of the Nazis absolutely chews the scenery in a way that makes Brian Blessed look reserved.
By all accounts The Boondock Saints is a “bad” movie but we all watched it when we were 12 and thought it was fucking awesome and still do.
Oh no. I haven’t watched it since I was a teenager, please don’t ruin my memories.
Velocipastor is an amazing bad movie that intended to be bad. There’s even a scene where a car explodes and it’s just some text that says “VFX of car exploding”
It’s about a pastor that can turn into a velociraptor… When there’s gore it’s like obviously fake, like a head rolls off and it’s clear as day that it’s a mannequin head. It’s so bad it’s amazing.
Oh yeah, and there are ninjas.
And the fact every flashback of the pastor was in a church of a different denomination lol
The Riddick Chronicles. Bad acting, bad CGI, Simple stupid inconsistent plot, one dimensional characters. perfect bad sci-fi.
I liked them and have seen far worse. But to each their own.
That Speed Racer movie that the Wachowskis made. I’m not gonna pretend it’s underrated, and I’m not gonna try to convince you to like it. They made it for me and me alone.
They just released a remastered Blu-ray of it! I bought the disc, but I didn’t actually have a Blu-ray player, so idk if they did a good job with the remaster yet.
A remaster??? I hope they made it more colorful.
Thanks for mentioning this! I just ordered it.
That movie is so good!!!
I watched that one in theatres! I also watched Baby Geniuses 2, Meet the Spartans, and the Ridiculous 6 in theatres because I guess I attract garbage.
People didn’t like that? It’s my favorite movie to watch on acid or shrooms.
Oh god I could not handle that
It’s fantastic. They didn’t bother to make it “relatable” or “more realistic”, just “we’re literally doing, shot for shot, the anime as a movie, and fuck you if you don’t like it”. It’s shameless, joyful fun the entire way, and honestly more movies should embrace the camp and just run with it.
Super Mario Bros. 1993. It is by far the movie that puts the biggest “fun” smile on my face, especially when watching it stoned. It’s so goofy in the best way and comes across as funny in a way that makes me have fun with it every time.
I mentioned Rifftrax in another comment, but the Rifftrax version of this and Street Fighter are two of my favorite things ever.
the amount of slime in that movie makes it impossible for me to watch stoned. Like, if I got that slimey, while stoned, I would be freaking the fuck out. Great movie though. I still love John Luigi-zamo
Sucker Punch
The internet loves to shit on it. I’ve always enjoyed it. It’s a visual/audio treat.
See I never got that either. There is some kind of story about escapism and dealing with trauma in there, but it’s definitely second fiddle to the fact that you get to see badass ladies with samurai swords running a bunny mech through ww1 trenches and fighting giant samurai with a gatling gun. Sure it’s dumb, but so is Fast and Furious
It’s a genius retelling of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. It’s also schlocky, pointless, fanservice-y action. It’s dumb and I kind of love it.
the extended cut is a genuinely compelling narrative on top of the impressive variety of aesthetics & action sequences. folks are welcome to find it cringey and overdone but that’s a matter of taste. it’s a little too porny for me as a grown ass man but i thought it was great fun as a teen, go figure.
the pg-13 theatrical cut was hot dog water that left the emotional climax of the film on the cutting room floor.
Probably Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, but honorable mention to Chopping Mall and Primo Baby for being so terrible they’re amusing.
The Mummy (1999) I believe was panned by critics at release, but I think it’s an absolutely fantastic and humorous adventure film.
Ice pirates is way up there. Amazing cast, great sets, the absolute dumbest plot.
Yes! My god! I found my person on Lemmy.
You and I are going to do fun things. Once I clear up my space herpes.
Bulletproof Monk. It’s corny but it puts a smile on my face every time.
But why do hot dogs come in packs of 6 and buns come in packs of 8?
If you like that movie, i suggest the run down.
Stuff I haven’t seen mentioned yet:
1984 Dune. It’s one of my favorite movies period.
Return of the Killer Tomatoes is on my top 10 favorite bad movies I’d say. Top 20 at least.
The Tune (Bill Plympton movie).
Clue (and very similar Murder By Death)
Empire Records
Cool as Ice (Rifftrax edition)
Actually, on that front - The Room + Birdemic (Rifftrax edition)
Zardoz
Original Little Shop of Horrors
How is Clue bad?!
Murder By Death
“I found a bullet hole…. Never mind”
Clue
“Sorry, I meant no meaning yes.”
"No meaning yes?"
Bubba Ho-Tep. Bruce Campbell is a still-alive Elvis forgotten in a nursing home. He’s got to fight a mummy that’s sucking the souls out of old people’s assholes. Also Black JFK assists. It really shouldn’t work, but it somehow manages to.
Yeah, but this is a good movie
Raw Force (1982)
Martial arts students visit an island with ghosts of dishonored fighters. They encounter a Hitler lookalike running a female slavery operation, leading to encounters with cannibals, piranhas, zombies, and chaos.
Absolutely stupid low budget insanity.
They watched Raw Force on one of my favorite episodes of Best of the Worst!
That’s what introduced me to it. I immediately had to track it down and watch the entire thing.
I’ve discovered a number of my favourite B movies through those guys.
I also think that Bigfoot vs DB Cooper could be an amazing film if done properly, but its a shame the title has been ruined.
Hocus Pocus - “Dance! Dance! Dance until you die!”
I thought you meant the H-Street skateboard video with the same name. That video is one of skateboarding’s most influential videos ever.
It’s a tie between: The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
See John Lithgow chew the scenery as the villain, plus Jamaicans are the good guy aliens. Classic bad movie, but fun to watch.
and
Remo Williams
It’s terrible, it’s racist and sexist in a 1980s way. But it has Kate Mulgrew and she’s awesome in it.
My dad and I make a point to watch Buckaroo Banzai at least once a year. Great movie.
