Honey Bunches of Hos
Cocoa Fluffers
Make Me Nut Cheerios
Fucky Charms
Honey-Cum
Apple Jackoffs
Frosted Mini-Teats
Root Loops
Kox
Peanut Butt Munch
Grape Nuts
Thank you for your service
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Could’ve gone with grope nuts… Shoot.
Ooh that’s a good one. I just wanted to make the joke about how horny the name is already.
Kellogg’s Frosted Face.
This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas
What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.
Fantastic
Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I’ll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.
Sex sells
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Count Cockula.
Tricks
Tricks are for kids.
Nookie Crisp
Special K is also only for adults. And I don’t mean the cereal kind.
I’ll just pour some of my porridge over her face
Fruit loops.
I’ll see myself out.
Not sure I like the idea of what mini wheats might be
Raisin’ nuts bran
Weedabix
At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak
And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.
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