Why did I learn how to read?
Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.
It’s a terrible day for rain.
Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.
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I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.
W-what?
It’s true.
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
I can tell you haven’t met my GF.
I’m a guy and I’ve had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Is it ok to like those?
Whatever tickles your pickle.
When I shit my dick touch the water
Why are you shitting your dick?
weirdly accurate
Well. That was definitely something.
Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should’ve seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.
Next time take a shit.
Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe
It is… And honestly, I can’t tell which one is worse. I will say, the first time it happened, I was terrified, thought something was wrong with me
Probably the fact that you gave birth to a raptor had something to do with it…
My roommate’s a woman, and has confirmed that this happens
Am women is legit. It happens.
I’m a woman and also find it hard to believe. Definitely has never happened to me. I can’t imagine it’s common.
So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you’re eating shit particles?
Bonus!
I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!
I… I’d love to know how it feels
