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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up105·2 months agoI, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.
minus-squaremasta_chief@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoThe vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!
minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSo when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can’t prove you were drunk before that and can’t give you a DUI
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoA fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNo meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI know. I’m slacking off. My bad.
I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.
The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!
So when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can’t prove you were drunk before that and can’t give you a DUI
A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur
I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.