Why slop?
I’m thinking of Pink Floyd. What does that make me?
Maybe it makes you comfortably numb? Donno
Can you show me where it hurts?

Sexual chocolate?
Or you’re a fan of good music.
… who can also tell the incoming weather with their knee
Do you like Adele? I always felt like I wanted her to stop yelling in this song. I agree she’s talented.
ELO feels left out
Nowayays, having a telephone line us like hanging up the phone. Only us really old farts still remember what it means.
I think of Bambi and thumper, that’s how bad it is
I don’t know either of those. I think of the Beatles or the Doors. Or the singing WB frog.
My baby, yellow my darling, yellow my ragtime gaaaal
I just cracked my knee. Because I’ve been sitting without moving my legs for too long. Also, because it’s wet and misty outside.
piss mist
I get it. Knowledge of music from previous decades suggest that you are also from previous decades. Noticing this constitutes a funny joke. In fact it’s so funny and original that it deserves attribution to the comedic genius @diply.
So why am I not laughing? Is there something wrong with me?








