False. Superman has night vision and Batman is a well-known twink.
Heh, happy cake day! Would you like…
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Yes
Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
The aristocrats
Nailed it.
“It was dark”
That is Batman desperately trying to give them both an out. But he’s Superman. He has more vision-based super powers than I care to list here. “It was dark,” pfft. He could see just fine. And Batman knows it. Now he needs to learn to cope with the implications of a rapey Superman.
Well that’s on Bruce, because there’s no “wrong ass” in a threesome. If he wanted a two-on-one, he needed to specify that.
Superman embodies truth justice and the American way. Which here means getting ass fucked by a billionaire.
But jokes aside… As a raging bisexual, I feel being destroyed by Superman /wonderwoman and or Batman would definitely be a panacea.
Think you got it mixed up. Superman was not the one on the receiving end.
Oh I absolutely understand the implication above.
I was just talking more holistically.
that got dark fast
