I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don’t need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently
That’s not passive income
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Also it gets worse. Either he’s commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they’re splitting it and he’s actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
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Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you’re doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
Rope the bars in. Gas isn’t something that should be happening drinking.
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
He did indeed say that yes.
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
You’ve got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?
what if I have a fagcent
Use sign language
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
