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And they keep building cars with cup holders.
“Cup holder” implies that you’re setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it’s a party foul.
That’s why port is a travelling beverage.
Ironically, cup holders were uncommon in cars when drink driving wasn’t illegal. lol
Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly
Passport or just an id card work as well.
So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh
#guns4booze
But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.
yeah bro im not skiing to the liquor store
Why do bars have parking lots?
More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?
For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.
Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.
I hope you wear lead lined underwear.
Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.
Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies
Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans
They’re still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.
And drive-thru liquor stores.
You dont tho
You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.
Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.
You don’t though. I’ve never had a license yet I can get booze.
