Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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    2 days ago

    “How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?” “Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my mother…I MEAN THE LADDER!!”.

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      How many impressionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

      Two. One to paint the giraffe blue and the other to fill the bath tub with ping pong balls.