Honestly I’m supposed to be looking for a new place, but now I’m just looking at castles like, yeah I could make this work.

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    3 months ago

    The catch is that they’re in bumfuck nowhere, really expensive to heat/cool, and just generally not well suited to modern lifestyles as well as being uncomfortable to live in in general.

    It’s designed with surviving attack as the primary purpose, everything else is secondary. Sure, it’s luxurious by medieval standards, but any home up to code in the first world is science fiction levels of luxurious by those standards. Indoor plumbing, heating that hits every room, smokeless lighting, cooling, wall to wall carpeting, smokeless cooking… all luxuries you better hope you can install at all, though you probably can’t do it great, and definitely can’t do it inconspicuously.

    And that’s not even hitting on the “too big home” problem. People can manage a bigger house than they need, sure, but only to a point. Even a late 20th century mansion is too much for a person who can’t burn a ton of money heating such a large building and doesn’t have servants to do the various tasks associated with such a large home. Just think of all the cleaning required.

    Now if you’ve got a decently large polycule/commune/family where everyone is down to do a lot of chores and doesn’t mind not having running water, then this is for you. Hopefully you’ve got an electrician in there because I can’t imagine it’s cheap to have someone safely wire a house with a stone interior, especially to the standards most people want.