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You should really consider never using Alexa again.
Seriously, this is Spyware in your home for Amazon, and they work with and share their data with law enforcement.
Alexa is the intruder itself.
Now redo it in HomeAssistant and with selfhosted music to get rid of the surveillance in your home.
Then release a dozen roombas
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
You know, I had one simple request
My alarm is seriously like that! I put an air raid siren
Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.
*Bingo Montoya
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
Red spy in the base?
What’re you? President of his fan club?
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn’t wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren’t so useful.)
Say “I’m gonna do to you what Janeway should have done to Tuvix at the start of the episode.”
Play “Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows - 12 hour version”
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
