I’m a vegan btw

nah, they filter out all the O Gs. out in Oakland. you think it’s named for oaks, but it’s the Oat clan and the add a d because Derek the goat is really cute. mash the t and the c together in the graffiti, like real bad keming and it looks like a k, remember the klan wasn’t out here back in 1945 for exactly one month while we were drunk and high off our asses on oat Gs and remember we were a bunch of naive farm boys.

You want better phone service? DRINK MORE OAT MILK. It’s just math.