I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
That’s some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.
c/asslips is leaking
Fuck, I’m not even 60 and I’m already a year.
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
You can measure wait in spans of time
O you son of a… I swear to God!
In less than twelve parsecs.
I weigh 1 year… how much is that in kilograms?
Whatever 69 pounds is in kg, apparently.
that’s 184 metric bananas
At 42 I’m well under the average, hell yeah.
You weigh 42 years? Damn
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
I’ve decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
ai literally is that bad
Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!
r/anythingbutmetric
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You’re apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You’re good to go
Another copy of this fake…?
Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.
“I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost”
Someone needs a shrug.
guess the poisons really setting in now.
Never heard of weight maxing?
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32…
