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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Woman of my dreams

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Woman of my dreams

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Floridiots

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    I can fix her.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      She’s already perfect <3

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        She can fix me.

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      deleted by creator

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    Fake. Nobody would get arrested for that and no Brit would ever move to Florida.

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    Does anyone else get the vibe that this image is edited? I can’t put my finger on it, absurdity aside, just a vibe.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Lies??? In my Christian shitposting community??? Never

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      Can’t put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can’t say why for sure, but it looks like there’s nothing “behind” that chyron to me.

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    This is what happens when Hollywood insists every villain has to have an English accent

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      But every villian does have an english accent

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        That’s not true, some have German or Russian accents

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    Plot twist, it was actually a Boston accent.

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    Is education illegal in the US?

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      Apparently not because it happened twice!!!

      (The exclamation points denote satire).

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        So a few attractive young women in Florida know their revolutionary war history. Is that so wrong???

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      Its not encouraged. A physical ability to handle some type of ball is preferred.

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      In some states a high school education will get you what middle school covered elsewhere.

      Florida is ranked ahead of only 14 states, if that tells you anything.

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    Guess we have to burn the house down again.

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      God, please don’t. He’d design the next one.

      Let’s meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.

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        No, he won’t. Letting him out when it burns would be counterproductive, wouldn’t it?

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          Oh well then, please feel free to take some stuff before burning it as compensation for your troubles.

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    What an angel

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