Man is just an improperly deboned donut.

You only need to look up how much hair and skin we loose every day to know she’s right

Mmmm, skin… holes… <3

THANK YOU

We are also smelly cause we sweat but don’t a have great sense of smell so our dogs and cats probably know a lot about us through that without us knowing

Noses are so ugly and they’re right in the middle of the face. Very hard to avoid looking at those ugly things.

damn like… i get it and the meme’s not wrong, but i think a lot of it is so cool. how the circulatory system went (evolutionarily) from being “just squirt blood on all the organs” to the elegant, efficient tube-based system we have. like, it’s kind of insane we have tubes routing blood to our entire body, everything in it, and coming back to a central point

or how there are so many parts of our body that just have a natural microbiome that we coexist with. like we have our own little slice of like… world, inside us

(poop is kinda gross tho, i can’t lie)

I do prefer you to have holes.

Do you even know how much sticky red liquid is in there, which you can’t get out of your carpet

Gross is an imaginary concept selected for reducing disease