• arctanthrope@lemmy.world
    34·
    14 days ago

    y’all’re going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn’t. then if someone points out that it does, you “lose” by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of.

    anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I’ll be devastated

    • MrsDoyle@lemmy.world
      5·
      14 days ago

      I made coffee and walnut biscuits once. Lovely recipe, and chocolate chips would be an excellent addition. Yum!

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      3·
      14 days ago

      I just buy different flavors that will go together, and overlap, so when one carton is 1/2 empty I’ll get a new flavor that will mix in. So there’s usually a 1/2 carton overlap.

      Also mixins like chopped nuts and sauces are good now and then too.

    • x00z@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      12 days ago

      y’all’re going about this all wrong

      anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream

      (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count)

      buddy pls

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
    13·
    14 days ago

    Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it’s extreme bitterness.

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
        2·
        14 days ago

        I’ll take it, I guess. I was just trying to think of something so bad nobody would ever make it.

        • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOP
          1·
          14 days ago

          Some liquorice definitely counts as bitter to me

          something so bad nobody would ever make it.

          If it’s bad, doesn’t it stop being candy? Candy has a half-life, decaying into just “food” by the time nobody regards it as a treat - something invented to be unenjoyable can be considered to decay completely in less than a second, from the moment it gets off production line.

          • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            14 days ago

            Completely disagree. Show me an example of “candy” becoming “food”. The definition of candy is basically a concentrated sugar product. Lots of people hate black licorice, but that doesnt make it not-candy.

  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    14 days ago

    sulfur hexafluoride poprocks.

    There’s a good chance they’ll still pop and sizzle a little bit, but the gas they release will cause your voice to lower.

  • EndOfLine@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    14 days ago

    I’m thinking of something like an asthma inhaler, but you don’t inhale and instead of medicine being ejected when activated a fine powder of concentrated flavor comes out. The powder flavors your saliva for a few seconds to a minute. And, since rumor has it that 50% of taste is smell, it a complimentary scent will also be exposed when activating.

    Tasty flavor treat with minimal or possible even 0 calories.

  • davidgro@lemmy.world
    3·
    14 days ago

    Candy that smells like the house I grew up in specifically. Totally possible, but guaranteed not to exist. (Especially because there would almost certainly be no market for it, even including me)

  • jaycifer@lemmy.world
    3·
    13 days ago

    I could go for some mint chocolate syrup poured over vanilla ice cream. That would slap. Please make me lose.

  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    13 days ago

    Personal sized pie crust, with one scoop of vanilla ice cream. Take one tablespoon of low-sodium soy sauce, and mix in brown sugar until saturated. Drizzle the resulting syrup over the ice cream. Don’t know what to call it, but I’d try it.