• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Remember how the other party was gonna fire the death ray. They never did, but the guy firing it now said that they would. I’m glad I didn’t vote for them. Who knows how bad it would have been if they fired the death ray.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    “Wow, that’s an ugly wound from the government’s death ray.”

    “Yeah, I feel really bad about not getting out of the way. I think I’ve learned my lesson for next time.”

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    He’s at least running, actual analogy would be people laying on their back sipping whatever they drink and say “it’s not bad, it hasn’t hit me at all”

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    I would still mind the government’s death ray even if it were guaranteed to not affect me because I’m not a sociopath.

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    “I don’t really mind pedophiles in the oval office because they haven’t rape my children” is partially true. My take on maga is that they tolerate whatever rich people do because deep down, they know they would do the same things if they had the opportunity. That’s the point they reached.

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    About sums up the conservative movement in a nutshell… that and, if you’d just run faster the death ray wouldn’t hit you.

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      I support the death ray. It’s needed to keep us safe from the bad people. I am disappointed that it killed my wife and kids, but I’d definitely vote for the death ray again.

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    First the death ray came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist…

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    I don’t mind that communism has starved people because it hasn’t starved me yet.