As a pedant that’s the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
pedant
their
Fair
Also technically that comma should be a semicolon
Also, there should be a comma after “pedant.”
You’re a ham sandwich
I ate ur mum’s ham sandwich
Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first
I’m pretty sure those are actually sandwiches
My weenie:

Also my weenie:

Mostly it’s just like that all the time.

Not my vagina


My vagina after a good night.
Is this @violet08_@lemmy.world ’s alt or something? 🤣
Fuck that bitch.
I think you guys should have a cage match… better yet maybe a good old-fashioned mud wrestling match.
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Flashbacks to Van Wilder
Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
Whoops. Guilty.
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV

I was going to disagree, but I’ve witnessed similar.
That’s not how it works lol
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?
I literally til you can organize shit. I’m going to go rearrange my balls now.
Stack em. Go vertsack.
Google tucking
Pics or it didn’t happen…
Slicing off labia doesn’t sound classy haha
No slicing just strategic tucking.
You’re just affirming incel beliefs, I hate everything about this.
There’s ways to be funny about vulvas without feeding the incel community on Lemmy.
I can’t be an incel I get laid.
That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s
Huh? How it can change?
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I’m not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
It literally doesn’t change this wildly.
There’s way more clever ways to parody violet than playing directly into incel ideology.
It happens when they get a run up to a cliff and jump to fly off.
You want mayo in that?














