That ain’t marriage material, 10 is only the beginning.
When someone asks how much coffee you drink and you respond with a specific milligram of caffeine you intake on average.
Hmmm I should maybe do that, I dehydrate yesterday’s pot so I can compress my intake
eats the grounds at the bottom of the mug
Hey I paid for that! Water is the cheap bit.
Oh yes. Leave it in the sun, then eat the goo that remains.
lol one of my friends does this.
asked me how much caffeine I drink and like idk dude I rebrew my used grounds like a disgusting person does, because it just naturally becomes decaf that way, right?
then he goes on to say how many mg of caffeine he likes on an average day and how it varies depending on length of work day, intensity, and weekends etc
aight dude that’s way more thought than I put into it, all I know is that I have a caffeine addiction and I’m slowly weaning myself off it
Yeah I’m a 400-600 mg a day kinda guy lmao. I’m one of the people who answers the question like that. It’s really just because I intake caffeine from a variety of sources.
You don’t surf
Reminds me of this old one:
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.
I haven’t slept for 10 days.
Because that would be too long.
-Mitch Hedberg
