• NahMarcas@lemmy.ml
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    9 days ago

    A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    ML’s (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    B. My plan is to do it “circumcision style” in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

    “The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation.”

    “Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?”

    “Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. ‘Barbaric practice’ is so revealing.”

    Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

    Is that weird?

    Also, fuck .ml

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

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    I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally