how to prestige
go for a walk
eventually find goldenrod (it’s a flower)
I think they mean masterbate
And by ‘golden rod’ probably ‘sore genitals’
Who’s the guy and what’s the joke? Out of the loop
Going entirely on vibes here. Don’t think he’s a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he’s unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.
OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it’s a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn’t ruin it, somebody please correct me if I’m wrong and he’s actually a real guy. I for one am looking forward to when Sex has multiplayer
Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker’s best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.
my condolences for him looking so affluent and unfuckable 😔
The role of the CEO of Sex demands a lot.
Smh Anything to avoid releasing sex 2
Richtofen will be pleased.
I want you to know I showed my roommate these memes and he could not stop laughing at them.
