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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

They're not worth it!

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They're not worth it!

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml
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    11•2 years ago

    how much is a “feef”

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      4•2 years ago

      1 feef is 12 finches

  • Kokesh
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    10•2 years ago

    It is SO HORRIBLE Stephen Hawking got on his feet.

    • @elboyoloco@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      *got on his feef

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      2•2 years ago

      And out of his grave

  • Sagrotan
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    7•2 years ago

    Why? The diagram is from above and they’re shifted in 3 dimensions. Now draw that. I’m not asking. DRAW IT!

  • @HumbertTetere@feddit.de
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    6•2 years ago

    The blokes are obviously at different heights, that’s all.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    How many dimensions is that picture though?

  • @CaptionAdam@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I did the math the diagonal distance is ~8.5Ft

    • @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de
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      1•2 years ago

      I think it’s closer to √72 Ft

      • @CaptionAdam@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Idk I just punched it in and rounded

  • MinekPo1 [it/she]
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    3•2 years ago

    Simple: they live in doom

  • @intrepid@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    Oh! come on! How hard is it to social distance in a tetrahedron?

  • Canadian_Cabinet
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    2•2 years ago

    If the 6 feet is from head to head, couldn’t you flip two people upside down?

  • dyen49k
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    1•2 years ago

    It’s a tetrahedron, duh

  • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

    But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

    12 minutes or so in, they say “as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially.” I thought “actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever”, and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

    My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. “HR have proven themselves to be fools!” “I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again.” “Once again non-technical people talking out their asses.”

    HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

    • @chimasterflex@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      HR should have replied with a “this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you’ve all failed. You must take the whole training again”

  • blanketswithsmallpox
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    0•2 years ago

    I’m a little sad nobody has done the correct math and it’s been too long for me to do it off the top of my head lol.

    A2+B2=C^2? What distance are the diagonals if the sides are 6’ apart?

    6x6 + 6x6 = sqrt72 = 8.49’ !

    I did it bois. Ty calculator for sqrt72…

    • @Kongpiler@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      Now do the conversion factor from feef to feet!

      • @TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        The diagonal is 6ft. The side is 6 ft. So 6² + 6feef² = 6²

        1 feef = 0ft

  • callyral
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    0•2 years ago

    What’s weirder is that the bottom two are 6 feef apart

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      3•2 years ago

      Americans will use anything but metric

      • Grammaton Cleric
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        0•2 years ago

        I wouldn’t touch the metric system with a 10-foof pole.

  • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    -11•2 years ago

    No one is mentioning that the math doesn’t work out if the staight line distances are constraints then the diagonals are not correct, and vice versa.

    • @juliebean@lemm.ee
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      0•2 years ago

      i think that is the joke

    • pjhenry1216
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      0•2 years ago

      You do understand what the Pythagorean theorem is, right?

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