Or I’m in the middle of a store and talking to a clerk and pooping at them and unwilling to break eye contact because that would be admitting defeat

Or I had to step away for a second and left the app opening while typing.

The second one is increasingly more often. Autocorrect used to just about nail it, you could practically swipe write a book without it failing. Now it’s failing at ever other word if not more.

and leaving no room for semantic arguments or arguments in general.

Sometimes I restructure and rewrite the entire message like three times, it once took me 30 minutes to compose a message that ended up having like 5 sentences

I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.