Nah after that he just wanted to die…
Jesus can get off his high horse. I bet he has a sordid browser history himself.
Mostly feet.
Rope play/shibari, for sure.
Judea had no age of consent i did nothing wrong!
-Jesus
Bold of you to assume that was a sin
Well it was a guy. Makes it gay. You know how that mythology feels about gay.
I know that the Old Testament spat out some dubiously translated shit that was abolished by the new covenant and Jesus had jack and shit to say about gays sooooooooo
Why on earth would a christian care about that? You know in the first comic superman couldnt fly? Batman’s gadgets were things like a pocket tape recorder?
bah, go pick a fight somewhere else
Im explaining the thing. What it means to them. Modern comic books are a close analogue to how ancient people understood their mythologies. How modern people understand their mythologies.
You have these multiple iterations/retellings/translations if these stories with the ‘same’ characters coming from different cultural contexts. Why does the original necessarily take primacy?
Fuck, even ancient rome and its empire, where the big part of christian myth takes place is largely mythologized at this point. There is a verifiable real version that existed and we can verify many details of, but what is remembered and used is largely a fantasy. Even the aesthetics are not ‘true’ to any period or popular style of the original. Go show a ‘return’ statue pervert an ancient statue of venus with what chemical analysis tells us is the original paint job, tits and all. He’ll try to fucking kill you.
The original story does not matter. Even the ‘return’ is not a desire to reproduce the original, it is a desire to create an imagined world without the courage to admit new things are possible or we can have better. Its an emotional aesthetic not an actual reasoning.
Any belief about any oft reinterpreted emotoonally charged body of knowledge is the same. Nobody actually cares about the truth. I take it from the response youre a christian. If a middle aged palestinian dude wearing plants on his head descended from the sky on a beam of light accompanied by a heavenly choir of such beauty you fell to your knees and wept, then grabbed a child and told you in a language you had never heard but somehow understood told you to rape that child, would you? Fucking of course not. Youre probably not a fucking monster. Youd find a reason that isnt really your messiah. Because it isnt. Thats not what you believe in. I hope thats not what you believe in; harder than id like to assume that these days.
I take it from the response youre a christian
Ah nuts chucklebuddy ya took a swing and ya missed because WROOOONGGGG
But that really wasn’t the point, you just wanted to spew a buncha paragraphs at someone and thought I’d be a suitable target, didn’tcha? Again, #WROOOOOOONGGGGGG
I mean I thought I was pretty clear with the whole advising you to pick a fight elsewhere, but apparently I needed to get explicit.
I love when people use these tame little examples of sinful fetishes when there is an entire galaxy of god-awful things people get off to in this world. I think Jesus let himself be taken out cause there’s not enough eye bleach in the universe…
Jesus Christ
Jesus ALLOWED himself to be crucified because of our sins.
He noped out.
dude that’s some weak sauce in the meme
what of dropping nukes on Japan, or gassing jews or the jews obliterating their neighbors, or the genocide of native inhabitants by immigrant colonists, or shooting protestors or ad infinitum.
> dropping nukes on Japan
> Jewish genocide
> Palestinian genocide
> native inhabitant genocide
> shooting protestors
It’s officially canon that God doesn’t see these as sins because he’s a cunt.
That’s not a sin.
Lunatics clearly consider that a sin but no normal person would.
cranking your hog to questionable material is not prohibited in the ten commandments
You and I have very different definitions of sin
He could have been a giant sinning pervert himself, so he’s just saving his own.
Or a guy rap*ng a child then murder it. No way that was real, he simply landed in this garden orgy and joined in. Deciding, orgies are nice, gotta protect the homies.
Waluigi?
I’m too scared to look it up
Kept it fairly PG for you:

Jesus be like “oh god they’re gettin creative”
Or saw a guy jacking it to wario hentai and was like ‘this isnt so much a sacrifice as an escape’.






