Unless they are fucking muskets. No, octopus has plenty of bullets.
Cat just needs one solid killshot to win.
Octopus needs nine solid killshots to win.
I suspect that the cat has a higher chance of success than the octopus although I will admit I have not Done The Math on that probability.
Cat just needs one solid killshot to win.
Cat might need three, if we are going off the assumption that it needs to take out all three hearts. Although I think octopi have one “brain” type organ
Lots of their “brain” is effectively spread through the tentacles, its like a mythic hydra
hmm, ok so you only need to kill enough arms to prevent consensus, interesting.
*maths
8<9 kinda looks like a wide eyed person licking their lips
Fuck. Now that’s all I see.
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he die 8 times, or only seven?” Well to tell the truth, in all the confusion, I kinda lost track myself. You’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do you punk?
Unless that cat is German or Italian or Brazilian, Spanish, Egyptian and a bunch of other countries where cats have less than nine lives and that octopus will have bullets to spare.
*tentacle (sorry)
well, sorry mate — switched to 8 machine guns
That’s still 8 for 9 lives.
One machine gun is one action.
even if it shots multiple bullets in one action?
Now they’re on equal footing.










