If you’re trying the outfit out privately or with your friends, yes, you’re alpha.
Beta is when you ask online if it looks good on you.
Full release is when you wear it in public.
Sigma is when you are posting online what an alpha male you are.
I am convinced this Nick Adams is the greatest method actor/comedian since Kaufman. Like everything he says is just chef’s kiss insane. It has to be a bit right?
Right?
It’s actually even WORSE than you think: he’s neither completely serious nor completely joking.
He has delusions of self-awareness at best and thinks he’s hilarious even though he has no idea what the joke he’s making is.
He’s qualitatively the Australian version of Steven Crowder.
Which is by far the worst thing I’ve ever said about an Australian person who ISN’T Tony Abbot.
The masculine urge to become feminine
Love this, love you, let’s do girl things together
:3
Ain’t nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think
oh hey golf foursome guy
