Jesus’ mom, has got it goin’ on.
Mary’s husbandJoseph doesn’t know that Mary and meDo it on my camel every Sunday
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go
Still she’s on her knees and
Mary’s husbandJoseph doesn’t knowTook me a minute, but then the melody clicked and I saw Ben Affleck in my head at a high school graduation party (hint hint) singing this song.
'Tis a bit clunky because I don’t know Mary’s husband’s name (if he had one? If there was a he? Idk I’m not religious), so the extra syllables throws it off a bit.
Joseph.
Joseph doesn’t know that Mary and me
Do it on my camel every Sunday
She tells him she’s in temple but she doesn’t go
Still she’s on her knees and Jospeh doesn’t know
Much better, thanks!
If I may, I would suggest the form “Joey” to match “Scotty”.
I thought the whole “virgin” thing was an interpretation of the original Greek or Aramaic for “maid”, as in a young women of child rearing age.
No. They believe she never had sex. Jesus needs to be an only child and conceived by god or he’s not special enough.
The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn’t fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.
For all we know Joe was ace and was glad to have found a way to stop his parents’ nagging
Or gay. We don’t actually know that much about Joseph except that he handled a lot of wood.
In Geoff Ryman’s novel “Him,” both Mary and Joseph are ace. They reproduce via some kind of turkey baster method. And Jesus is a trans man.
Joseph and Mary. The original lavender marriage.
The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn’t fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.
According to Christian mythology Jesus has several brothers and sisters from Mary and Joseph. So no miracle there. One just has to wonder if they waited until after Jesus was born to start fucking.
Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt Jesus top of head?
Catholics don’t believe that. I’m not sure who even does.
What Christians don’t want you to know is that Virgin just mean early-teens back in the day, and Mary was too Virginal. Hence the scandal. Someone sid that kid, no one wanted to admit it, so everyone agreed that it must have been a miracle.
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