Ideal time to add: “Until we meat again”
Damn you! This is the greatest addition I’ve ever read. Now my life will only know disappointment.
One time use support animals
If you’ve got room in the freezer they can provide much longer term support
“Hey guys this is my emotional support cat!” 💀
I’ve heard of fractional executives, and fractional ownership of some things, I guess being a fractional support animal makes sense too.
How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?
You don’t seek permission, you seek acceptance.
Whole world is my emotional support animal. I am ravenous.
it is one of my life goals, and probably my greatest life goal given the scope of it, to eat one of everything and thus rise to the top of the food chain. i invite you all to join me.
