• HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    As dumb as this meme is, it also is very true… i definitely signed up for a few things recently and found myself thinking man i can’t believe i gotta scroll this long, I really am old.

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      2 months ago

      IIRC there was an incident where someone went super hard on the wheel and got kind of pulled into it and clobbered on the head by one of the pins. Or maybe this was just a deep inner phobia of mine.

      Any bit of machinery, even if unpowered and covered in bright numbers, with non-arbitrary mass can carry enough momentum to break bones and crush fingers

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    2 months ago

    That’s great, God gave us many many days, all for free! 👍

    On the other hand, seeing my lovely curls become slightly grayer/whiter is somewhat annoying, lol. I don’t want all these reminders of my mortality when I’m not even 35! Oh well.

  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have a hatchback wagon car. This is how I feel every time I close it after unloading groceries.

    Spin mf-er! Mamma needs health insurance!

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    2 months ago

    Especially if the pulldown for the birth year starts with 2026 for a service where you need to be at least x years old.