In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56’s camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.
Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.
he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society
Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent
A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?
At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

First job out of high school?
wait… He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.
The “Master” race everyone
He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.
shitler utes
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?
The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.
This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.

That’s what the KKK looks like.
He has a cute dog at least









