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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Get stuffed, Millhouse

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Get stuffed, Millhouse

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56’s camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.

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      Hmmm

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        Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They’re junk food for your brain, but they’re harmless.

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    he is taking all his middleschool bullying out on society

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      Ironically, his bully also became an ICE agent

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        A reboot of the 21 jump street reboot? A re-reboot?

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    At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.

    He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    First job out of high school?

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      wait… He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.

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    The “Master” race everyone

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    He looks like he would accidentally shoot himself in the ass first.

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    shitler utes

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    The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.

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    Don’t discount the fucker, he’s equipped with shit he doesn’t know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

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    The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

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    This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.

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    That’s what the KKK looks like.

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    He has a cute dog at least

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