I’m calling it now, portland is going to be like Mardi Gras for at least a week, maybe a month after the pedophile in chief kicks the bucket.

Couldn’t care less what pedophile fascists think anyway

I was going to party and talk shit no matter what. Fuck fascists and their feelings.

But Charlie Kirk.

Republicans are such fucking clowns.

When he does croak, this tweet is going to get paraphrased so much back towards his corpse.

yOu CaNt CeLeBrAtE tHe DeAtH oF ChArLiE kIRk

“Political differences are no excuse for celebrating Donald Trump’s death! He was a human being!”

“Donald Trump himself openly celebrated the deaths of people he had differences with, like Rob Reiner and Robert Mueller.”

“Oh, I guess that makes sense. Carry on.”

This concludes my performance of a discussion that will absolutely never happen anywhere, ever.

As if these people are capable of reasoning.

Every social media platform on this side of the clearweb can permaban me, idgaf. I’m fucking CELEBRATING when Trump dies. I think I might buy some fancy liquor and drinking glasses just for the occasion.

When he dies I am going to create social media accounts solely for the purpose of posting this same thing about him.

“I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

I can’t wait to use this EXACT phrase when Donny Twoscoops finally kicks the bucket. His cultists will wail and gnash their teeth - and it will be glorious!!

I have a bottle of beer in ma fridge, on which I have written “only consume when Trump has kicked the bucket.” it’s nice and cold and beckons at me every day, but I have WILLPOWER.

I already celebrate Nazi deaths. I don’t need his permission to hate him, tacit or otherwise.

Someone needs to tell him that Obama can hold his breath for twenty minutes

lmao some idiot on fb actually reported me to my work for posting a kirk death meme. I just said that’s obviously fake. now I’ll just send this up the chaim and see how we are about gov contracts