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shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Today is the day

sh.itjust.works

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Today is the day

sh.itjust.works

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    5 months ago

    Memes always move faster than news

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      5 months ago

      I get at least half of my breaking news in meme form

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Woah me too. This is the first I’ve heard of his death. Yesterday I swear I saw a news article something about he was in Hawaii and was rushed to the hospital for some reason.

        • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I saw that, too

          The article I read said he bounced back and was fine. That aged poorly

          • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            5 months ago

            Did it have time to age?

            • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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              5 months ago

              About 16 hours.

              • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                5 months ago

                That’s good for a chili.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah

      Wait…

      Oh :(

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.

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    Yeah, of course this is how I find out.

  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    Chuck Norris is an asshole

    https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

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      was

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    I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.

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    Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…

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    One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia

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      Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White

      Whoa, one of them is not like the others.

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        Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?

        Norris sucked as person a lot as he was an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.

        His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!

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          Ok, but no “dick out for ‘asshole fuck ass’” (like we did for Betty) this time, OK?

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            I wouldn’t dream of it!

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      You forgot one

      • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        He was the herald to mark the beginning but not one of the seals

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      Well, the churn has started…

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    Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
    The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn’t die, unlike Norris.

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    It’s been a tough week for us all.

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    A true shitpost?

    Chuck Norris’ brand of toilet paper failed.

    It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

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