Drunk
You need help?
send koozie picture imediately
my king
I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk…
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We did it Lemmy!
That photo has a really nice composition
The photographer composed the image meticulosuly to artistically foreshadow the deep emotions by using physical barriers as a frame within a frame, A marvellous inception of frames sharpening the focus into the subject portraying loneliness.
Thanks for reading the bullshit I just made up.
So you think he referred to the dog as king, or the neighbor for responding with the picture?
I assume he meant the dog, the tone of his texts are not those of someone speaking to their king
Ofc the dog.
He just wants you to show him your koozie.
Here’s mine
my king
HERESY! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Pugs are a perfect representation of how humanity views the Earth.
I vocally judge every english bulldog and pug owner and only recant if they were a rescue.
The bestest boy
I can see that.
Glory to his house
Poor dog looks extremely overweight. How anyone could see a picture like that and think it’s cute and not alarming is beyond me.
It’s a pug. The genetic breathing problems are already alarming.
Babies have rolls like that, it sets off the same pleasure in my brain as seeing a cute pudgy baby.
Imagine what state the owner is in
Except that it not a dog, it is a pug.
There will be fighting in the afterlife about who gets to reincarnate as Koozie.
