Cat, trapped inside: How dare you lock me in here!
Cat, trapped outside: How dare you lock me out here!
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Is that why cats want to be there whenever you’re using the bathroom? They’re doing their duty of protecting you
This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.
Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.
Need a cat backpack
Lmao I have this
Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!
You need four for each cardinal direction.
Wait, people can get up to use the bathroom without the cat following you regardless?
My cat considers using the toilet a team sport. She also feels a trip down to the kitchen is the only acceptable way to finish too.
Speaking as someone with plantar fasciitis who can’t walk ten feet without inserts: you sleep on a different floor from your bathroom?
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If I die to a ghost, at least I die knowing that ghosts exist, so I can come back and haunt the shit out of everyone.
Isn’t there a post here from someone who did the exact same thing, but with their goldfish?
Has pet
Has a multistory domicile
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