resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down122
arrow-up110arrow-down1external-linkEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoSqueaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
Squeaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
all dried up and dusty
Mmm, friction burns.