“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”
“This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!”
Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.
Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?
What skills do each get.
For every 5 hours of play, you level up.
Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?
Random assignment each game.
I’d watch.
You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.
A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.
Common Waffle House behaviour
public fight
What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?
Pretty sure meth is involved.
Poor executive control and possibly substances. Consider the dark side of ADHD where “fight” is the go-to response after getting overwhelmed, scared, provoked, or just too tired to think straight. It’s straight dysfunction to be sure, but many of us were blessed with other default responses to adrenaline and bad executive function.
I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I’ll see all day.
Lester Burnham jerking off in the shower has entered the chat apparently
Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.
I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please
Oh shit.
I always want the mouthy camera assholes to get kicked in the teeth.
Normally I’d agree, but this mouthy camera guy was 100% right the whole time: they should train more, because that was embarrassing to watch; they’re tempting jail; and they should be better than this.
I almost forgot, they were absolutely wilding.
Who should train more? The women who sat in a closed off section of the store and got upset when they were not served?
The people who are unnecessarily starting a fight they can’t win. All of his statements are directed to them.
I mean, it works out better for the rest of us that they’re bad at fighting, but it would serve their purposes better if they trained.
No answer is no answer is no answer. You are rooting for the ones in the wrong. The trash who sat in a closed off section and got mad when rules applied to them.
I’m rooting for the employees who are working a job and having to deal with trash humans who are violent and thuggish. The ones who started the fight were the customers. No one else.
I think you might have misread something. I called them embarrassing, and agreed they were wilding, tempting jail, and should be better, then said they were poorly starting an unnecessary fight. I’m really not rooting for them, and I’m not sure how it could come off as such, unless it’s because of the word “should.”
Edit: ohh, maybe you thought I thought the employees lost or started it? They pretty clearly didn’t though.
He’s rooting for the employees. Once again, you completely misunderstand who you’re responding to and default to hostile behavior.
This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.
I thought it was funny, so I upvoted
Could be true but I still love it.
While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.
“come to our restaurant and partake in the legal system as a witness!”
🤓☝️
FAFO House
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it’s a half-hour drive away so I’d never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It’s like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
“You got a criminal background?”
“No”
“Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that”
Waffle House is definitely like Springer.
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
like a movie or TV show.
Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.
Waffle House: <aggro> <puffed chest> “Sup brah?”
I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.
I don’t even need a menu.
I’m also morbidly obese I don’t know if those two things have anything in common.
Nah probably just a weird coincidence.
Carl gon learn today.
Waffle House with the “Say it to my face, bitch!”
Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn’t been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I’ll take waffle house over Denny’s any day.
And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you’re eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you’re a toddler.
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Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
This just pops into my head randomly sometimes, and I’ll say it out loud to myself and chuckle
Although the clientele can sometimes be questionable, Waffle House has really good food for the price.
The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.
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