Moses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.

God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.

Moses: Why?

God: You can’t handle all this cake.

There was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.

He may have rested on the seventh day, but every other day is leg day.

god having an ass implies he shits.

not just that, it implies god has a prostate and that he’d likely enjoy a good milking.

Is this another example of him hiding some disguised image, just as he hid a picture of the brain in the Adam And God painting?

https://clintavo.substack.com/p/the-mystical-secret-in-michelangelos